Thursday, January 31, 2013

Computer Virus Humor

Politically Correct Virus:  Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

Oprah Winfrey Virus:  Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

AT&T Virus:  Every three minutes it tells you what great service you're getting.

MCI Virus:  Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T Virus.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus:  Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

Government Economist Virus:  Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

Texas Virus:  Makes sure it's bigger than any other file.

Nike Virus:  Just does it.

Quantum Leap Virus:  One day your PC is a laptop, the next day it is a Macintosh, then a Nintendo.

Airline virus:  You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

Congressional Virus:  The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Ross Perot Virus:  Activates every component on your system, just before the whole thing quits.

Dan Quayle Virus:  Their is sumthing rong with yor compueter, ewe just can't figyour out watt.

Federal bureaucrat virus:  Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

PBS virus:  Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.

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