Funny Cat Sayings

• There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
• I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
• Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
• Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."
• Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
• You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"
• "Humans: No fur, no paws, no tail. They run away from mice. They never get enough sleep. How can you help but love such an absurd animal?" - Anonymous cat about humans
• Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
• For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
• Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.
• These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard.
• Everyone knows cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just too big-headed to admit their inferiority.
• Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive.
• I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value.
• Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.
• Most of the above-mentioned sayings have an unknown origin.