Creative Ways to Define Stupid
A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
A few beers short of a six-pack
Dumber than dust bunnies
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
His belt doesn't go through all the loops
Missing a few buttons on his remote control
No grain in the silo
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
Receiver is off the hook
Too much yardage between the goal posts
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