Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Funny Lists

Creative Ways to Define Stupid

A few clowns short of a circus 

A few fries short of a Happy Meal 

A few beers short of a six-pack 

Dumber than dust bunnies 

A few peas short of a casserole 

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box 

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead 

One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl 

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel 

Has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools 

As smart as bait 

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

His belt doesn't go through all the loops 

Missing a few buttons on his remote control 

No grain in the silo

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

Receiver is off the hook 

Too much yardage between the goal posts

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