11. Dogs come when you call them - Cats take a message and get back to you.
10. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.
9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire - Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper - Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon - Cats will take a three-hour nap.
5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you - Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.
4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work - Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command - Cats will smirk and walk away.
2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk - Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever - Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
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