How Many Cats Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Persian: "Light bulb? What light bulb?"

Cornish Rex: "Hey Guys, I've found the switch."

Sphynx: "Turn it back on again, I'm cold."

Siamese: "Make me!"

Somali: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?"

Norwegian Forest Cat: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date, too."

Singapura: "I'll just blow in the other cat's ear and he'll do it."

Birman: "Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing."

Maine Coon: "Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"

Exotic: "Let the other cat do it. You can feed me while he's busy."

Manx: "Why change it? I can still piddle on the carpet in the dark."

Russian Blue: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."

Korat: "Korats are not afraid of the dark."

British shorthair: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?"

Turkish Angora: "You need light to see?"

American Shorthair: "None, catnap time is too precious to waste!"