Sunday, February 25, 2007

Points to Ponder














Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

What would you use to dilute water?

How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?

Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?

How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?

Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?

Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?

How can you hear yourself think?

What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?

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