Monday, February 26, 2007

Signs Your Cat is Overweight














The last hairball he coughed up was actually your dog.

It needs a ramp to get into the kitty litter box.

He can't see his feet either.

The Vet always charges double because it's just like two cats.

Light cannot escape kitty's gravitation field.

Eats bon bons and watches Oprah.

Its sweater is bigger than yours.

Word "GOODYEAR" painted on both of it's sides.

People try to walk around it, and get lost.

When it steps on digital scale, the scale says one at a time please.

Richard Simmons gave up on him.

It eclipses the sun.

Your cat has become a black hole.

The last time he fit under the couch Carter was in office.

You find yourself sleeping on ITS blanket!

You put your cat on the scale and the scale breaks!

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