There are just certain human behaviors that are very funny, yet predictable. There are also things that you just wonder about. Here are a few things I came across.
- Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you.Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
- How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
- If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes.
- Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it's made out of BEEF?
- Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?
- Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?
- How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn't grow in it?
- Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
- Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
- Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
- What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
- What's another word for synonym?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- If the cop arrests a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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