- I will not bathe my dog after he bathes himself in the mud puddle.
- I will not push my dog away when she wants a hug after playing in a mud puddle.
- I will not complain "My arm is tired" after only throwing the ball 20 times.
- I will not confuse my dog by throwing snowballs for him to fetch.
- I will not ask my dog to play fetch with a boomerang.
- I will not drag my dog away from the interesting sniffing spots.
- I will drop whatever I'm doing and take my dog out as soon as he asks me to.
- I will not tell my dog to hurry up already when he's looking for just the right spot to take care of business.
- I will not stare while my dog is doing his business.
- I will not feed the cat before I feed my dog.
- I will get rid of that cat.
- I will not bring home any more cats.
- I will never eat until my dog has tasted what I have and approved it for me.
- I will share everything I eat with my dog.
- I will set up the kiddie pool every day it's hot - even in December.
- I will not leave my dog at home any time I go in the car.
- I will allow my dog on the couch.
- I will not hide my dog's ball in a place where I know he couldn't possibly retrieve it from and then ask him to go get it.
- I will not take shredded, soggy, yummy tennis balls away from my dog.
- I will not sneak around the backyard wearing funny clothes to test whether my dog is a good watchdog.
- I will stop referring to my dog's necklace as her "collar."
- I will not cut my dog's nails.
- I will not abandon my dog for trivial reasons like "going to work".
- I will not wake my dog when I come home from work.
- I will not come home from work and feel the sofa to see if it is still warm from where my dog was sleeping "illegally".
- Bad weather is no excuse for not walking my dog.
- I will open the back door as soon as my dog sits by it.
- I will not laugh at my dog for being confused over not being able to find the lump of ice that he buried earlier.
- I will not run out of treats.
- I will always carry cookies and treats.
- I will not make my dog wear silly-looking antlers or red hats.
- I will not make my dog pose for pictures with some fat stranger in a red suit.
- I will not tie leftover ribbons and bows all over my dog.
- I will not use decorations like tinsel that could be dangerous to my dog.
- I will try much harder to understand my dog's language.
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Rules for Dog Owners (as suggested by their dogs!)
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