Friday, March 23, 2007

I Wonder...


Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Do stairs go up or down?

Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of your wishes?

Do bald people get dandruff?

"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?

Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

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