If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show? --Steven Wright
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? --Steven Wright
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? --Dennis Miller
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money?
Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
Is a small pig called a hamlet?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is clear considered a color?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why was Evelyn Wood in such a hurry?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show? --Steven Wright
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? --Steven Wright
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? --Dennis Miller
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money?
Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
Is a small pig called a hamlet?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is clear considered a color?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why was Evelyn Wood in such a hurry?
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