How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb

• Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
• Australian Shepherd: Put all the bulbs in a little circle ...
• Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
• Border Collie: Just one? And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
• Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
• Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still chew things up in the dark.
• Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
• Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
• Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
• Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
• Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
  Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
• Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
• Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
• Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
• Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!
  Rottweiller: Go Ahead! Make me!
• Shitzu: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
• Toy Poodle: I'll just bat my eyes at the Border Collie's and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
• Cat: You need light to see?