Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I Wonder...

Why do Kamakasi bombers wear helmets?

Why is there an eject button on the remote when you have to get up to get the video?

Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?

Why do they sell cigarettes at gas stations?

Do bees get wax in their ears?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

How does the man who drives the snow plow get to work?

Why do psychics advertise? Don't they know who their customers are and shouldn't they seek them out?

What would happen if night fell and the earth wasn't there to catch it?

The black box flight recorder is painted orange, so why don't they call it an orange box?

When a fly lands on the ceiling, at what point does it turn upside down?

Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

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