1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
4. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
6. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
7. I pay your salary!
8. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
9. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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