Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."
Before go you out, you have to file for a parade permit.
It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo Metro into its orbit.
There are two successful Starbucks franchises located in the back seat.
It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down into an entire field, complete with goals.
Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.
You can drive over the Grand Canyon.
You can not only drive through flood water, but through lakes as well.
They ask you to be the transportation for the contest winner and their 500 closest friends.
The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.