1 - Law of Cat Inertia:
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest unless acted upon by some outside force such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
2 - Law of Cat Motion:
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
3 - Law of Cat Thermodynamics:
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat.
4 - Law of Cat Magnetism:
All clothing attracts cat hair in direct proportion to the degree of color difference between the cat hair and the fabric color.
5 - Law of Cat Stretching:
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
6 - Law of Cat Sleeping:
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.