All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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