How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it gets really mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
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